The Center f
or Disease C ontr ol has issued a medical alert ab out a highly c ontagi ous, p otentially danger ous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electr onically. This virus is called Weekly Overl oad Recreati onal Killer (WORK). If y ou get WORK fr om y our b oss, any of y our c olleagues or any one else via any means whats oever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out y our private life entirely. If y ou sh ould c ome int oc ontact with WORK y ou sh ould immediately leave the premises.
og o od friends t othe nearest liqu or st ore and purchase one or all of these three antid otes - Really Urgent Medicine (RUM), W ork Is olating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) or B others ome Empl oyer Eliminati on Reb o oter (BEER). Take the antid ote repeatedly until WORK has been c ompletely eliminated fr om y our system.
ou sh ould immediately f orward this medical alert t ofive friends. If y ou d on ot have five friends, y ou have already been infected and WORK is c ontr olling y our life.