T H E I T A L I A N GRANDMOTHER
An Italian grandm
other is giving directi ons t oher gr own grands onwh ois c oming t ovisit with his wife.
ou c omma t ode fr ont d o or of the apartmenta. I am inna apartmenta 301.
There issa bigga panel at the fr
ont d o or. With y ou elb ow, pusha butt on 301.
I will buzza y
ou in. C ome inside, the elevat or is on the right.Get in, and with y ou elb ow, pusha 3.
ou get out, I'mma on the left. With y ou elb ow, hit my d o orbell."
"Grandma, that s
ounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these butt ons with my elb ow?
"What . . . .. .. Y
ou c oming empty handed?"
THE ITALIAN GRANDFATHERWhy Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns d
own thr ough the family.
old Italian man is dying. He calls his grands on t ohis bedside, Guid o, I wan' y ou lissina me.I wan' y ou t otake-a my chr ome plated .38 rev olver s oy ou will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really d
on't like guns. H ow ab out y ou leave me y our R olex watch instead?"
ou lissina me, b oy...S omma day y ou g onna be runna DA business, y ou g onna have a beautiful wife, l otsa m oney,a big-a h ome and maybe a c ouple of bambin os."
omma day y ou g onna c ome-a h ome and maybe finda y ou wife inna bed with an other man."Whatta y ou g onna d othen? P ointa t oy ou watch and say, "times up"?